Billionaire

One day there wa$ a $cary hobo living on the $treet$ with barely any money. That day, he wa$ in luck. Bill Gate$ a$ked him if he wanted a billion dollar$. He $creamed NOOOOO! Bill thought he wa$ crazy, and drove away. But he wa$n't crazy, he wa$ $mart becau$e he $pent all hi$ money on a tracker. He thought it would come in handy. He followed Gate$ to hi$ company. It wa$ right next to hi$ hou$e $o he walked in. He wa$ amazed. He $aw a whole bunch of computer$. Then he walked in thi$ room full of money. The hobo took a bunch and counted it. It was$ $1,000,000,026.76. Gate$ didn't have much money left. The hobo wa$ rich now. Now he'$ getting way way better looking. He got married and he'$ nice. THE END