The Lego Me by Jason Manning

One day, I wanted to become a Lego because I had the worst life ever! My brother and sister were hitting me and that kind of stuff, so that's why I wanted to become a Lego. If I were, I would ride on a boat, drive a car, join the army, play football, battle General Grievous, go to the museum, go swimming, ride in a helicopter, rescue people, ride on a cruise boat, and be an agent. I want to become Lego so, so badly! Then I could get more friends I could play with.