The Chair Stealer by Mia

Once upon a time there was a aperson who loved chairs. He or she, well nobody knew if it was a boy or a girl so they just guessed. But he or she liked to steal table chairs. He liked to steal couch coushins or just steal the whole entire couch. People have never ever found out who it is but they say that once they find him, they are going to take him to the police office. They are going to tell the police that he has been doing stuff very bad and that they never want to see him again. The first night he was in jail, he or she remembered that he had some spare chair legs in his or her pocket so he tried to pick the lock with them. Then he realized that the legs were too big. He saw his window made out of bars so with his spare chair legs, he pried them and jumped out the window. Then after that night after he escaped, he started stealing chairs again. He did it all night so in the morning he was exhausted. He hid all the chairs in the forest and took them apart and made a bed out of them and fell right to sleep.